Thursday, August 27, 2009

Top Ten words that I'm proud that I can spell everytime.

10-Success
9-Kashyyyk
8-Indianapolis
7-Withdrawal
6-Illumination
5-Alumni
4-Righteous
3-A lot
2-Isaiah
1-Mohonrimoriancomer

Top Ten Words I Can't Spell Right the First Time

10-chiminy - chimney
9-celatrate - celebrate
8-bougey- bogey
7-ok -OK
6-sentance - sentence
5-sence - sense
4-wierd - weird
3-akward -awkward
2-tomarrow - tomorrow
1-htier - their

Top Ten Numbers

10-Thirteen: You know... Lucky 13. And movies like "Friday the 13th", "The 13th warrior", and "Apollo 13".

9-One Hundred and Ten: Because according to your coach "If you give it 110%, you'll most assuredly defeat anyone only giving 100%". How full of crap was he!

8-Five: 5 is always the plot of the best children's songs. "five little ducks", "five little monkeys", and the one about the bugs and the frog. What's that one called? oh well.

7-Three: 3 amigos, 3 musketeers, 3 stooges, Donald Ducks 3 nephews, 3 blind mice, 3 men and a baby, 3rd rock from the sun, '3-po, the 3 parts of the triforce, Etc... Also the best movies are in groups of three. "The Lord of the Rings", "Star Wars" (two separate trilogies), "Spiderman", "X-Men", "The Matrix", and "Superman" (I don't count the 3rd movie as part of the series. It's just a Richard Prior flick).

6-One hundred and one: If you go to the bookstore for a self-help, cooking, or joke book; they all have "101" in the title. "101 dirty jokes containing the word "shag", "101 things to cook with nothing but chicken feet", "101 reasons you aren't as healthy as you were yesterday", "101 ways to annoy your wife before breakfast". All good books if they were real.

5-A Zillion: cause that's the number you use to express a lot of something, though no one actually as a zillion of anything. Morons.

4-Twelve: The best counsels have 12 members. the twelve apostles, the Jedi counsel, the counsel of Krypton, the round table according to "first night", etc...

3-Eight: The number of desired items for many classic games. 8 triforce pieces (Zelda), 8 power crystals (Final Fantasy 4), 8 maidens and 8 crystals (Zelda, a link to the past).

2-Sixty Nine: "...69, he he he!"

1-One: "1" is number one. Where did you go to school?